Dearest E-Diary,
How’s it goin? [Yes, I did just ask an inanimate object how it ws doing.] Back in school again. Lucky it’s a short week, or I think I’d explode! I seriously think I’m going insane with all this school work. I am still really lost on this math poster, but, hey! What does it matter? I’m going fail math anyway. [I didn’t fail math that semester.] I’ll also be failing Spanish [I didn’t fail Spanish that semester either…]… and Language Arts [nor did I fail Language Arts that semester…]…. And Social Studies [nor Social Studies.]…. Ughhhhhhhh. It is seriously all I can do to keep from running over idiotic Gilgamesh with the family car. Unfortunately, that would cost me 9.97. Almost worth it…. [I’m kind of tight with my money, you see.]
Spent [wasted] more time on the PostSecret Archive today. No more archive anymore! I have read them all. I don’t know what I’ll do tomorrow after school if I ever finish with my homework besides write in you, dear diary. Guess that’ll be all I have time for.
Yesterday, I didn’t get a chance to tell you what I did that day. Mom had her birthday on the second; I’d say it’s her least favorite day of the year. She always screams at us. I hate her birthday, too. We’re all doing our best to spoil you rotten Mom, I get it! Anyway, she spent an overnight in Cottonwood with D [her best friend who I dislike] without us. Hope she had more fun than usual. When she got home, she sure was grumpy. She always hates coming home to us. We ended up going to --------[a local independent bookstore]; Mom was totally pestering me to come to the grocery store with her, so we ended up with ------- and --------. Mom pestered [yes I do like the word “pestered, whatever gave you that impression] me about my skirt (It’s not that short!), and I left them at the teen section. [blah blah blah insert stuff about intolerance, books, and mean people here] I spent 30 bucks at -------- a whole month and a half’s allowance! It would have been more, but luckily I had my 5% off Kid’s Card and $10 off because of my reviews. [If you review a book, they give you like 2 dollars off your purchase.] Otherwise, I would have had some problems in my piggy bank. [I don’t own a piggy bank, you see- it is a problem.][Insert about 3 paragraphs on how intolerant people are, how much I hate stupid people, and where I call everyone unthinking wretches, then close by saying how intolerant people are. I’m a bit repetitive.]
[I’m also going to cut out my closing sentiment, because it makes no sense.]
Celly
PS. [Insert a whole 8 paragraphs on Wizard Rock (wrock) which I discover at this point.]
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